I aaaam SPARTA!!!!!

Feast your eyes on the Spartans' visuals. The battle scene choreography is truly amazing and the cinematography reminds me of....um, Moulin Rouge gone very bloody in 479 B.C. I tend to be resistant to action packed, gruesome war flicks, but ultimately end up enjoying them. Here is my little scheme: Pat drags me to the theatre to watch a boy movie, I tell him only if he pays (hehehe), and then I leave the theatre licking blood out of my teeth and smiling while I do it!

*The other bonus to this particular movie is the thousands of Hee-Man-esque six packs (I am sure are not digitally enhanced) running around with a speer and a shield...